The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin’ right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it’s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.
Sweats? Yes. I don’t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. [...]
Ladies and gentlemen. May I present…
The “I’m f*cking freezing” tee. As worn by J-Lo, apparently, according to these yahoos.
Indeed.
Then put on a f*ckingsweatshirt. You f*cking moron.
Perhaps I’m missing the joke or some sort of clever youthful irony here, but may I ask–why a TEE? It would make perfect sense to place such a classy saying [...]
It’s a great concept. Can’t sleep? Put this shit on. Guaranteed to have you sawing logs in a matter of 1.5 videos.
Case in point:
‘Let me Go’ by Three Doors Down
Great band, great song. Shitty video.
“Let me Go” Indeed. Let Me Go Find Who Directed this Fucked Up Video!
Three [...]
The TV Snob wants to know: What’s Desperate Housewives’s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It’s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.
Eva Longoria - [...]
This is not me. It's just a visual of how I feel most of the time. Don't have pity. I love being miserable.
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