My Aussie friend Kath sent this to me…enjoy
1.) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill [...]
This morning I lie dreaming that I held a studly and well-ripped superhero captive in my shower and as I was kissing and rubbing him all over, my phone rang.
It was 7:45.
It was a bill collector. I couldn’t go back to sleep. Bitch.
When I told my boyfriend about the dream, he wanted to know just [...]
This is not me. It's just a visual of how I feel most of the time. Don't have pity. I love being miserable.
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