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Here’s what she says,

“Happy Saturday! It looks like this will be the one day that the threat of any storms or even a cloud will be not an issue. Expect temperatures to heat from the upper 60s this morning to the upper 80s by this afternoon with dewpoint remaining in the 50s and low 60s making it feel pretty comfortable. Winds will remain light. Enjoy your Saturday, a threat of thunderstorms returns Sunday afternoon and plenty of heat next week with our next widepread shot of storms on Wednesday.”

#1 - WHY is it that she never says shit like this in sub-zero February? I know, I know, it’s cold out. But this is MINNESOTA. And as I’ve said before, if you don’t like it, MOVE! I never see this idiot weather lady posting “Happy ____day” when it’s 40 degrees in October, either. Or April, for that matter. Nope. She only does it when it’s over 75F degrees out.

#2 - Since when is RAIN THAT WE NEED DESPERATELY a threat? We got um..like two rain showers in April, and perhaps a couple since then. All told, that’s…. Hey! My lawn is crispy and brown. Wonder why?

#3 - That’s all. I just hate weather bitches who suffer from a dependency on fair weather to get by. This is beyond your typical, “seasonal affective disorder”. It’s more like fair-weather bias.

I dunno. All I know is I should probably shut up because although I am okay with Winter, I adore Spring and Fall, I despise most of the hot summer days, especially if humidity is up there.

On days like that, you can usually find me inside with the fan and/or central a/c running.

I guess I just prefer cooler temps. Maybe it’s cause I’m one hot mama!

Greenfingers
Guess Who
Because I Said So
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Confetti
Saved! (saw this on cable earlier last winter - it’s really a cute one)
But I’m a Cheerleader!
The Importance of Being Earnest
Goldfish Memory
She Hate Me
I Think I Love My Wife
View from the Top
Raising Helen
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Connie and Carla
An Ideal Husband
Much Ado About Nothing
A Room with a View: Special Edition
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Evening (TV series)
Hannah and Her Sisters
Just Like Heaven
I Heart Huckabees
Moonstruck (I finally saw this! On Hulu, though)
An Everlasting Piece
Dear Frankie
Mansfield Park
The Madness of King George
Mrs. Brown
Run Lola Run
Memento
Hot Fuzz
Amelie
Little Miss Sunshine
The Philadelphia Story
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Saving Grace
Pride and Prejudice: Vol. 1
Pride and Prejudice: Vol. 2

…so anyway, as I was saying…yeah, there’s a lot of old stuff around here.

Which brings me to wonder.  Do people read old posts on blogs? I suppose only if they are good, right? Well, my writing has always been horrible, so no chance of that happening anytime soon, I guess.

The other thing I hate about having an old, old, old, blog is that many of the posts in it are not categorized.  I take some time once every blue moon and go through them to categorize the many old unsorted posts, but then I find also that there are hundreds without titles!

See, back in the day (before things like Blogger.com, etc.), there was no such thing as comments, categories, even “posts” and “titles”.  You just did it all yourself.  About the time Blogger.com came out, there was a way for me to import posts from my journal (no one had called it a ‘blog’ - short for ‘weblog’, yet, until Blogger.com came along).

And even early Blogging sites/’tools did not have categories, comments, and sometimes post titles.  Everyone got super-excited when Blogger.com came out with Draft saving and then it was like a huge milestone when they came out with the ability to change the date of a post.

Anyway, I guess my point of this whole post was, yes I have a great, old, dusty blog, full of wonder and fun.  But it’s hard to enjoy because its antique-nes is making it hard to integrate into today’s systems.

Blast from the past

Here are a couple posts you might enjoy…

Happy 3rd birthday to my blog!

Dickweed Revisited

…on Mother’s Day. (hiccup!)

My Weekend as a Domestic Goddess

To show you how truly old and decrepit this blog really is…

It used to be called “day lee” (a play on words, duh!) back when I used to actually post daily.  Then I changed my tag line to “the day lee misadventures”.  Too cute *barf*!

Anyhoo… the following links show the evolution of this blog (in no certain order, but then I suppose that cancels out use of the word, ‘evolution’. Oh, well!):

from September 11, 2001

Plain Jane version, circa 2004

Circa 2002

Circa 2003 - II

2001 revisited

Circa 2002 II

Circa 2003

Circa 2001

The only real differences between these is the colors and some of the links not working.

The fact that practically no one ever read or commented on my blog hasn’t changed…much.

I believe most, if not all, of the posts contained in these links have long been imported into the current site, so if you want to read older schtuff, feel free to click on the drop-down menu here on this site, labeled, “Archive” and enjoy!

PS - Here’s my crappy old guestbook, too! From back in the day, way before comments were invented! That’s right. Everyone had a guestbook for people to leave their opinions, links, warm fuzzies, etc. on.

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